The New Start
Sue and Peter had been married for 25 years. At first, it was wonderful, full of romance #and ardour and lots of fun trips on holiday, sharing experiences and talking until the sun came #up. And, Peter had to be honest; they had had a fantastic sex life, packed with fantasy and #exhilaration: there was never a dull moment. Then kids had come, one after the other until they #had four beautiful children, filling the house with laughter and delight. They had worked like #dogs and been exhausted all the time and companionship and family life had taken over from #lust and passion.
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